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scifi1694: thegoddamazon: laughingfish: inflateablefilth: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!  JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM BEST PUNS EVER. HE’S BREAD, JIM. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY JESUS CRUST

scifi1694:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

JESUS CRUST

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Posted on Tuesday, July 24 2012.
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Bladeburner01

If you want to follow me and are on facebook a lot, like my page at www.facebook.com/Bladeburner001. So my name is Le Pham, I'm 75% Vietnamese and 25% Saudi Arabian. I speak 3 languages: Vietnamese, Korean, and English of course. I major under Microbiology and Pre-Pharmacy at the University of Iowa. Last year I worked and volunteered at the Sung Kyun Kwan University for their cancer research and plant phylogeny laboratories, I hope to continue my education and improve myself everyday through education. I'm currently single and ready to mingle :). I also like to sing and dance to kpop because I'm cool. My favorite idol is TOP of big bang. I really have a passion for so many things it's hard to really stay in one mindset for me all the time.does it help if I say I also volunteer my time at the blood center, pediatrics clinic and outpatient nursing clinic at my local hospital, love to cook for others, own my own small company that does graphic design and product development for my fashion line. By the age of 20, i’ve owned my own house, car (prius), moped 8D (cheapo chinese one to take my gf out on dates on hot days) and I play like to play guitar, so if you like to let's jam :] I also tend to play a lot of video games, draw, paint, write poetry for friends when they are upset, write letters for my penpals (most never reply T_T ) idk. Honestly if you can stand me, I already love you <3
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